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6 Ways to Write Better Than Chuck Norris

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No matter how much (or little) blogging you do, you should always be on the look-out for ways to improve your posts. Improving your posts means more visitors will actually read it instead of just skimming through your text. They might even subscribe to your feed as a result!

Here are 6 ways you will make even Chuck Norris scratch his head:

1. Learn to think like your reader

Whether you are writing a post on a blog or a landing page for your business website the single, most important thing you need to focus on is thinking like your reader.

Does your reader want to read more about you or about the product he is thinking of buying? Is he going to value hype or fact, theory or testimonials? Put yourself in his shoes and serve the right appetizer, main course and dessert.

2. Transform features into benefits

Readers visit your blog because they want to read something or download something that will benefit them. It can either be a piece of information or a freebie Photoshop brush, your visitors are looking for value.

The best way to show them that value is to saturate your posts with benefits. You don’t have to … but if you do write about a product or service, make sure you turn features into benefits.

I have found this to be especially useful for business websites promoting their products or for affiliate marketers.

If you are writing about a WordPress plug-in that will automatically delete spam comments – a feature for that would be “This plug-in will delete your spam comments automatically!” Try changing that into a benefit, like for example: “By deleting spam automatically, this plug-in will give you 30 extra minutes per day to work on your blog!”

You can do the same with any product, just focus on what the user gets from it and how it would change the way he or she lives/works/blogs/etc.

3. Poke readers in the eye with your headline

Use your imagination and try to combine unusual words that might make your post headline catchy but not obscure.

Here’s an example:

  • Instead of “10 Mistakes That Bloggers Make” try using something like “10 Crimes Committed by Bloggers”

What is the main difference between the two blog titles? Which one would you be more likely to click?

Everyone knows that the first title is about mistakes that bloggers make. The mistakes could be while writing posts, making their blog templates, using copyrighted images.

The second one, on the other hand, can seem like a headline from a newspaper where someone got killed by an angry blogger right? People get excited, curious and really want to check it out. It’s as simple as that!

Another example you can learn from is the title I put together for this blog post. Chuck Norris has nothing to do with the world of blogging and copy-writing but he has become a synonym for being hardcore. It is that association that drove some people to this post.

You might even be one of those people that clicked the blog post link because you wanted to find out what Chuck has to do with writing copy. Turns out, nothing – but you learned something new didn’t you!? ;)

NOTE: These headline tactics should never be used to mislead or trick your readers into visiting and seeing something TOTALLY unrelated! Overdoing it could be seriously counterproductive for your business or blog.

4. Make your text easy to scan

It is a busy world we live in and often people don’t have time to read through your entire blog post. Your job is to setup some sticky terrain for them to get “trapped” in and attract their interest.

Aside to writing eye-poking headlines, make sure your subheadings are also catchy. Pay special attention to the beginning of each of your paragraphs. Does the first sentence spark any interest in the reader? No? Think of what attracts your attention when scanning a blog.

A reader should be able to get the point (punchline) of your post by just reading your headings and subheadings.

Reveal just the right amount of information in your subheadings to interest your readers and they will stay!

5. Fragment your text

Reading text on the computer screen is half as fast than reading it from a piece of paper. How do you compensate for this? You split your post text into fragments with noticeable subheadings, then you split each fragment into 5-sentence paragraphs.

Splitting your text up into paragraphs and putting noticeable blank spaces between them will make your readers job easier.

Vary the length of your paragraphs and keep your sentences short! It makes it easier to read and navigate through the text.

Another thing to avoid is using justified text because nobody likes reading boxy chunks of text.

6. Keep your language simple

You want to provide useful information to your readers not stun them with your fabulous excessive knowledge of using superfluous verbs that will short circuit their neurons.

No!

The last thing you want to do is make your readers feel like they (or you) are from a different planet. In fact, you don’t want them to feel like that at all! Try to keep your blog posts formatted as a simple one-on-one conversation. One where you want to explain something to your friend and in which you are using the simplest examples and language.

Stick to the point and deliver your message!

If you can manage to follow these 6 simple steps, Chuck Norris won’t stand a chance – He might knock you out though…

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  1. ileane
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    Had to give this post the thumbs up! I like the Chuck Norris analogy. Thanks for the tips, some of these are new to me and I’ll start using them right away.
    Keep up the good work!
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    • Gordon
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      Thank you for stopping by Ileane. I’m happy you found some of the info in the post useful. Good luck putting it to use!

  2. brian says

    Nice post. I used to produce computer based training and you have the concept of information presentation and assimilation down pretty well here.

  3. Melvin
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    I dont think Chuck Norris is a good writer. :)
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  4. Amar says

    Hey thanks for those wonderful tips, My favorite is : Learn to think like your reader Thanks for this wonderful post

  5. Tami says

    Very clear and informative post. Thank you. I have tweeted this as well.

  6. David | ilcantone.com says

    Hey Gordon great post. You raise some important points to write remarkable posts, easy to read but informative and entertaining as well.

    I’d like to read a post written by Chuck, It would be hilarious-> Chuck Norris the blogger :) .

    By the way, your blog looks great.

    Cheers! :)

    • Gordon
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      Yes that would be named something like “The Roundhouse Kick Blog” :D

      Both your comments about my post being easy to read and informative make me very happy because I realize that I am on the right track! It means a lot to me, motivation wise.

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